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  • How Nigerian Millennials Got Introduced to Betrayal

    Millennials first introduction to betrayal wasn’t from friends or lovers. No. It was from finding needles and thread in Danish cookie containers.

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    When you think of betrayal, you think of lovers hurting you or friends doing unimaginable things to you, but that鈥檚 not the case for a lot of millennials.

    Before we go on, we need to ask one question: are baby boomers proud of the lies they told and the hurt they caused young millennials? 

    Here are a few ways millennials got introduced to betrayal.

    1. 鈥淕o and put on your shoes鈥

    Seems like a harmless statement, but this sentence was the poster phrase for betrayal. Nigerian parents, uncles and aunties broke our hearts with this phrase. Some of us almost gave up wearing shoes because shoes were synonymous with heartbreak and betrayal. 

    2. Finding thread and needle in the Danish cookie container

    Every knows how good Danish cookies are. So imagine the hurt and pain when you open a Danish cookie container and find thread and needles there? Nigerian adults had several other containers they could store their thread and needles in but chose to put them in the ones that would attract the most and hurt their kids鈥 feelings. Peak betrayal. 

    3. Finding egusi in the Ice-Cream bowl

    Someone needs to do a study to understand the reason for this kind of wickedness. Opening up an Ice-Cream bowl (especially Supreme ice cream of those days) and finding egusi in it hurt more than finding thread and needles in cookie containers. And why must it always be egusi?!

    4. 鈥淚f you tell me the truth, I promise I won鈥檛 beat you鈥

    Nigerian adults had a thing for lies, but no one comes close to boomer parents. You鈥檒l tell them the truth and still get the beating of your life. We鈥檙e sure a lot of young Nigerian men are liars today because they had to tell a lot of lies to avoid getting betrayed/beat up as kids. 

    5. 鈥淟et me hold your money for you鈥

    Millennials being the sweet little peas they are, always trusted their parents (especially mums) to actually keep their money safe. Just imagine their shock when they asked for it in the future only to be blackmailed. Mummy, you promised to keep this money for me, not use it to feed me? 

    6.鈥淚鈥檒l be back soon鈥

    One day we鈥檒l sit with older Nigerian parents and ask them why they had such an issue with telling the truth. You鈥檇 expect them to be back soon while waiting for several hours with a broken heart. 

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