Zodiac signs are great at helping us understand people, but what if I told you a person鈥檚 Spotify Wrapped tells you a lot more about their personality than any Leo moon rising sun in Lucozade?
Don鈥檛 believe me? Continue reading, and let me know if I鈥檓 reaching.
Asake
2022 was your year. You killed it at work and still managed to remain the life of every party you attended. Your vibe is unmatched, and you always know how to have a good time, so people naturally gravitate towards you. While you know many people, you don鈥檛 have a lot of actual friends because you鈥檙e mysterious like that. There鈥檚 also a high chance you asked for a raise this year, and your new salary has everyone at work shook.
Omah Lay
You鈥檙e a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you鈥檙e tearing up the dancefloor, and the next, you鈥檙e in the corner of a club, crying or overthinking everything. The best part is you鈥檙e not ashamed of being vulnerable. Your mental health and space are very important to you, so you鈥檙e cautious of the people you let into your life, even though everyone likes you.
Ayra Starr
You鈥檙e either peak Gen Z or a millennial who uses slangs like 鈥淧urr鈥 and 鈥淚t鈥檚 giving鈥 unprovoked. People underestimate you a lot and complain about your style or taste, but you don鈥檛 care because you鈥檙e out here living your best life. 2022 was a great year for you, but you鈥檙e always gingered for what鈥檚 next, so you鈥檝e already started drafting your 2023 goals. No time to waste.
Burna Boy
Everyone is always hyping you, and honestly, you deserve it. Can you do with a bit of self-control in your life? Yes. Choosing violence is your favourite thing to do, even when it鈥檚 completely unnecessary. You鈥檙e great at what you do, but your chaotic nature makes you unpredictable. Hopefully, you鈥檒l learn to calm down in 2023.
Tems
You鈥檙e a bad bitch and you know it. Everything comes effortlessly to you, and 2022 was your best year career-wise. People are constantly guessing what you鈥檙e up to, but you love to move in silence, so all they see is results and not the hard work you put in. You鈥檙e humble and love to meditate and shit, but your motto is: 鈥淔uck around and find out,鈥 so you鈥檙e not above dragging someone鈥檚 child for filth.
The Cavemen
From music to fashion, old-school trends are the hill you鈥檝e chosen to die on. You like to tell people you were born in the wrong generation, even though there鈥檚 nothing anyone can do about it. Speaking your native language is your personality trait, but the gag is your cousins from the village don鈥檛 rate you because they believe you鈥檙e not speaking it correctly.
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Chike
Dear, one question: How many weddings did you attend in 2022? You can鈥檛 remember? No problem. The money you鈥檝e spent on Aso Ebis this year is enough to buy a Kia Picanto. But if you don鈥檛 go to weddings, how will you find your missing rib? Please, continue listening to Roju and have a good time at the next wedding reception you attend. We love to see it.
Show Dem Camp
You鈥檙e 30+ and you don鈥檛 like stress. A good Friday night for you involves a good bottle of wine or keg of palm wine, a nice Netflix documentary and food. You and clubs don鈥檛 go well. Even when you try to go out, you end up leaving by 10 p.m. because, once again, 30+. The youth corpers and interns in your office want to be like you when they grow up.
Dwin, the Stoic
You鈥檝e been served breakfast multiple times in 2022, but like eba, still you rise. You鈥檙e a hardcore romantic who believes in having one soulmate, so you鈥檙e constantly on dating apps and Twitter trying to find them. There鈥檚 a strong chance you always complain that Igbo babes are wicked. Still, every time you hear the name Ada or Ifunaya, you鈥檙e the first person on the queue to submit relationship application letter.
Wizkid
You鈥檙e the best at what you do, and you know it. You don鈥檛 like stress, and you鈥檙e the type of person who鈥檒l cut people off when you feel like they鈥檙e doing too much. All you want to do is enjoy, date older people and wear outfits that match your shoe. Good for you, boo.
Cruel Santino
We get it. You鈥檙e different and quirky. Let us rest, abeg.
Kizz Daniel
You like 40+ music but are not ready to admit it to yourself. All the uncles and aunties in your family are obsessed with you because your presence gives them endorphins. You sometimes say offensive things and then act shocked when people call you out on your bullshit.
Yinka Bernie
Babes, are you okay? Do you need tissue or space?
Remember, it鈥檚 okay to cry and connect with your emotions. It鈥檚 only human, and your vulnerability is what makes you fly.
