We know you already have it, but here鈥檚 how you can identify that HERtitude in yourself and other hot babes.

You鈥檙e a hot babe

In the book of Hotties 20:4, it was written, 鈥淎ll hot babes have that HERtitude鈥�. We would say we don鈥檛 make the rules, but we actually do.

You love yourself 

For you to walk, talk and act like the hot babe you are, you have to first love yourself. We鈥檒l admit, it might be a bit difficult on some days, but as long as you try then you definitely have that HERtitude.

You love the girlies

To have that HERtitude, you need to show genuine love and care to your fellow hot babes. Technically, you need to show love and care to everyone, but we鈥檒l allow a little bias.

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You support women鈥檚 rights and wrongs

Sometimes, women move madder than PHCN and their new 300% tariff increase, but that doesn鈥檛 matter. If a man can fly from a thousand galaxies to support the rights and wrongs of another man whose first name he doesn鈥檛 even know, you can do the same.

Disclaimer: If the wrong is a crime, all bets are off, and you have the right to call her out on her bullshit. If it鈥檚 something like a little cheating, then please feel free to support your girl.

You understand that the sun might be hot, but you鈥檙e hotter

Regardless of the weather, you鈥檙e a hot babe. Even if the sun decides to take a break and let the cool breeze do its thing, nothing can quench your fire.

You鈥檒l be at HERtitude 鈥�24

Here鈥檚 a little hot babe hack for you: If you feel like you aren鈥檛 hot enough or you don鈥檛 have that HERtitude, look into a mirror, shout I鈥檓 a hot babe three times, pick up your phone and buy your HERtitude ticket. If you don鈥檛 feel like a hot babe after April 20, lock us up and throw away the keys.

You have more than two girlfriends 

To truly be a hot babe and have that HERtitude, you must surround yourself with hot babes. We make the rules. We know what we鈥檙e talking about.

You leave situations that no longer serve you

As a hot babe, it鈥檚 important to avoid see-finish or anything that might even look like it. 

You always have fun

It doesn鈥檛 matter if you鈥檙e in the middle of Third Mainland Bridge in standstill traffic. You always try to have the time of your life.

You make space for other hot babes

Whether it’s on the bus, at the supermarket, or at work, as a hot babe, your job is to make sure you help other hot babes get seen same as you.

But bad bitches have to retire at some point 鈥� and maybe even go on to become rich aunties 鈥� and it鈥檚 okay. So if any of these eight things start happening to you, just know retirement is knocking.

Your uniform game becomes mid

Everyone knows the baddie uniform is ashawo clothes. It鈥檚 the constitution. Once you find yourself considering the pros and cons because of a tiny reason like cold weather, it鈥檚 all over.

You start catching feelings

So you鈥檙e now thinking of someone and smiling to yourself? You now re-read chats and giggle like a hopeless romantic? What happened to 鈥淐atch flights, not feelings鈥�?

You become prone to body aches

What鈥檚 a bad bitch doing with back pain? Once you can no longer twerk for five minutes in peace without putting out your back and knees, know the end is near.

You start carrying big bags

The pillar of bad bitchery is carrying bags that鈥檒l only fit a tube of lipgloss and a phone. Anything bigger is a sign of basicness.

You鈥檙e queuing to buy fuel

How many baddies do you see queueing at filling stations? None. Who cares if fuel is scarce? Baddies don鈥檛 queue. Period.

Broke people approach you now

As a baddie, your entire existence should tell broke people, 鈥淚鈥檓 not in your league鈥�. Once they start having the confidence to approach you, something is wrong somewhere.

You start to think creamy pasta is overpriced

Sure, the economy is economying, but even though. Pasta is your identity. Sticking to it is the price to pay for bad bitchery. Once you start considering the price, you might as well throw yourself a bad bitch retirement party.

You have more than one child

One child, we can excuse. But two or more? How do you want to be a baddie when you鈥檙e prepping meals and solving quantitative reasoning? Just retire peacefully, dear. You鈥檝e had a good run.

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She鈥檚 living her best life

Baby girl鈥檚 taking trips, finding love and bagging deals. The trinity of bad bitchery.

She is the prize

The babe looks like the baddest bitch in existence. These men get with her, and they become OBSESSED. The prize for real, for real.

She keeps the mandem on their ten toes

Every time a picture of Lori and a new beau surfaces, men start foaming at the mouth, and suddenly everybody has a thinkpiece.

She鈥檚 a woman of action

There鈥檚 no time for manifestation over here. What Lori wants, Lori gets. Whenever there鈥檚 a new tall, dark and handsome man on our mood boards, Lori pops up with him two weeks later. Chelsea, come on now.

She鈥檚 in her bag

We stan an entrepreneurial baddie. Lori owns a skincare brand and is also a model and influencer who鈥檚 worked with a shit ton of popular brands, so yeah, she鈥檚 got the coins.

But how can the rest of us mortals tap into this bad bitch energy? Luckily for us, Ayra is also a teacher, and the deluxe version of 19 & Dangerous is filled with little bad bitchery nuggets of wisdom. 

鈥淚 ain鈥檛 got no ass and no titties. But I鈥檒l steal your man with my kitty鈥� 鈥� Skinny Girl Anthem

Bad bitches know how to use what they have to get what they want. Yes, they may not have everything, but their talent allows them make things work regardless. Not to say that bad bitches steal people鈥檚 men up and down, but just know they could if they wanted to. 

鈥淪uck on these nuts if you ain鈥檛 approve of. I鈥檝e cared for too long鈥�  鈥� Cast (Gen Z Anthem) 

Bad bitches don鈥檛 need approval from anyone but themselves. People will try to question or bring you down, but like garri, still you rise. 

鈥淢e no getty time for the hate and the bad energy. Got my mind on my money鈥�  鈥� Rush 

Haters and bad energy? No, we can鈥檛 relate to that in this bad bitch villa. As a bad bitch, all you鈥檙e allowed to focus on is money, money and more money. If it鈥檚 not about your bag, delete it with vim. 

鈥淥nce bitten, twice shy. I dey hear word鈥� 鈥� Running 

Bad bitches are smart enough to know when to walk away. Allowing someone to take you fi eediat once is sad, but you stop being a bad bitch when you allow them to do it to you over and over again. Don鈥檛 you have shame? 

鈥淓verything I desire, I go receive鈥�  鈥� Bloody Samaritan 

Bad bitches and manifestation go hand in hand. People will think you鈥檙e delusional when you share our hopes and dreams, but you can achieve anything you set your mind to, so forget them. Manifest with confidence, and claim what鈥檚 yours. 

鈥淔uck society! Fuck you wannabes! Fuck your hypocrisy!鈥� 鈥� Ase

What has listening to society ever done for anyone? Ayra鈥檚 success comes from her talent and ability to block out haters. You need to be able to make your choices and stand by them if you want to thrive as a bad bitch. 

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鈥淚鈥檓 a fashion killer, yeah. I got much delivered, yeah鈥� 鈥� Fashion Killer 

Fashion plays an important role in building your bad bitch energy. Have you ever seen a bad bitch who doesn鈥檛 know how to rock baffs? We don鈥檛 do that here. Take a page from Ayra鈥檚 book, and keep your fashion game on one hundred, no matter what. 

鈥淚f you fuck with me, better run for your life鈥� 鈥� Snitch 

Want to mess with a bad bitch? My dear, don鈥檛. Bad bitches are always in their lane, but once in a while, remind everyone that messing around with a bad bitch always ends in tears, and you definitely won鈥檛 be the one crying. 

If they think they鈥檙e crazy, show them you鈥檙e crazier. 

鈥淲hich kain money we never see before鈥�  鈥� Rush 

Just so you know, bad bitches run money, money doesn鈥檛 run them. Never allow money move you 鈥� unless it鈥檚 Dangote or Otedola money sha. 

鈥淚f I cast, I cast. Yeah. Anything wey wan sup go sup鈥� 鈥� Cast (Gen Z Anthem)

What鈥檚 the worst that can happen when you mess up? As long as you鈥檙e still breathing and didn鈥檛 hurt anyone, everyone will be alright last last. Bad bitches keep their heads up, always. 

鈥淏roke all the stereotypes. I make my rules鈥�  鈥� Bridgertn 

Rules are for small boys and girls. Bad bitches don鈥檛 follow rules; they make their own. Purr. 

鈥淪abi girl no dey too like talk鈥�  鈥� Rush

Bad bitches don鈥檛 stress themselves by talking too much, and Ayra knows this. You have to be a person of  action, not words. Why are you arguing on Twitter or the streets? Eww. Remember these lyrics anytime you鈥檙e tempted to lose composure. 

鈥淭his bad bitch bad every day鈥� 鈥� Bloody Samaritan 

Bad bitch is not a one day activity, it鈥檚 an identity. It鈥檚 a lifestyle. It鈥檚 peak. It鈥檚 in you. Can the congregation shout amen? 

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Avoid her comments section

If you don鈥檛 heed our advice, you might not be able to eat properly for the next couple of days. It鈥檚 not because she鈥檚 flirting or anything, but the amount of people openly saying they don’t care if she鈥檚 in a relationship? It鈥檚 enough to instil the fear of God into your heart. If you weren鈥檛 someone who prayed before, better start now. 

Remind yourself she chose you 

Out of all the other people throwing themselves at her, you鈥檙e who she calls home. You鈥檝e seen her at her worst, so be calm. If you feel anyhow, beat your chest three times and dust it off. 

Believe in your sauce

You can鈥檛 be with a bad bitch if you have low self-esteem. People will try to disrespect you to her face or belittle you. Sure, she shuts it down immediately, but new people will try again. You need to believe you鈥檙e also the prize. Their dads. 

Learn photography

One thing about a bad bitch is she鈥檒l look hot 24/7, and she has to document her beauty. Sure, your relationship should be built on love and trust, but your ability to take fire pictures could make or mar your relationship. Better go and enrol in photography school. 

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Jealousy is fine

It鈥檚 alright to be jealous because of the calibre of people moving to her, but what matters is how you behave. Don鈥檛 go and do anything stupid before you lose your bad bitch, because you may never recover. 

Make money

She might not ask, but the urge to spend on her increases every single time you look at her face. You think being a bad bitch is cheap? It鈥檚 not, and your pockets will suffer. 

She needs time with the girls

Every bad bitch needs to recharge with her girls. It鈥檚 where they top up their bad bitchery. There might be a lot of alcohol and drunk texts of her telling you how she wants to tear your clothes, but don鈥檛 worry, she鈥檇 probably fall asleep in an hour. 

Embrace her weirdness 

All bad bitches have a very weird trait you鈥檇 see once you鈥檙e close to them. Either their stomach behaves like an opp 23/6 or they eat weird food combinations. Whatever the behaviour, just prepare for high levels of exposure to it. You think dating a bad bitch is easy?聽

People will spend double your salary on her in a day 

One thing bad bitches attract is people with money. So don鈥檛 be surprised if there are people spending your one-month salary on her head. Look at it this way, it helps you save your own for other things. Plus, anything they buy for her is technically for both of you. Yes, even her Dior bag. Better borrow it.

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1. Eat only pasta.

Pasta was made specifically for baddies;  it鈥檚 the unspoken secret meal that opens the pathway to your bad bitch supernatural abilities. Don鈥檛 make the mistake of cooking the pasta yourself, you have to buy it and eat it from an overpriced Lagos restaurant.

2. Wear only ashewo clothes.

What鈥檚 the point of being a baddie if it鈥檚 not the first thing people see? Make sure your shorts are super short and you are very invested in Lagos fashion and cut out clothes. Ensure you dress like you are straight out of 飞别产蝉颈迟别.听

3. Be a Gemini or a Scorpio.

Scorpios are the baddest babes that ever walked the face of the earth, followed closely by Geminis. Every real bad bitch needs to have a drop of toxicity and and have that in excess.聽聽

4. Have nothing less than 5 tubes of lipgloss.

Lipgloss is an essential tool in unlocking your baddieness. Every baddie needs to constantly moisturize their l潭i潭e潭s潭 lips.聽

5. Only carry mini bags.

As a bad bitch, you have no business carrying any bag that can fit more than your patience, your lipgloss and your phone. Any other thing can be left in the bags or purses of other ordinary bitches. 

6. Only wear boots.

Come rain, come sunshine you must only wear boots. You need the boots to stomp on ordinary bitches and you also need them to complete your drip. Regular shoes are for regular people and you aren鈥檛 a regular person, you are a bad bitch.

7. Follow the teachings of Bobrisky.

Bobrisky is the most original bad babe in Nigeria and you need to heed every piece of advice she gives. Whatever has worked for her in the past is definitely going to work for you too.聽

8. Get a nose ring.

Nose rings are the key to unlocking your inner bad baddie (forget whatever we said about it being lipgloss). Every certified bad bitch has a nose ring.聽

Anyway, we have decided to put you all in your place. If these signs manifest in your life, then it means you are not the bad bitch you actually think you are.

1. You catch feelings quick.

Someone will text you everyday for two weeks and you have already caught feelings. Do you really think that’s an attribute of a bad bitch?

2. You still live under your parents’ roof.

Your parents are housing you and you want to come out and claim bad bitch. Which money will you use to paint town red? Your pocket money?

3. You slimfit your jeans because you can’t find your size.

Please just rest. Don’t drag anything, just quietly renounce the title of bad bitch and live a honest life.

4. You cry when you watch movies.

Even songs, you are crying. You think being bad bitch is about being Nkiru Sylvanus’ intern? Abeg comot for here.

5. You are studying biochemistry, engineering, sociology, or geology.

Even if they are distributing bad bitch forms for free, it will never reach you. Just focus on your studies, eh?

6. You are the second born.

You got leftover baby clothes from the first born. Sorry to break it to you, but you don’t qualify.

7. You moan during sex.

Something you are supposed to chest and keep quiet. Ask the real bad bitches, they don’t even do pim.

8. You attend Covenant University.

Hmmm. It is well. Please dissociate yourself from being a bad bitch before your school authorities decide to abolish bad bitches worldwide.

9. You have a babyface.

Nature has already denied you access to the bad bitch circle. Please rest.

10. Your name is Desire, Damilola, TiaraOluwa, Chioma, Amaka, Favour.

Ah, please go and do change of name before you even think of calling yourself a bad bitch, abeg.

11. Your name is Blessing.

Sorry dear, even if you change your name, you still cannot be a bad bitch. Having Blessing as your name has forever robbed you of that chance.

12. You cannot swim or ride a bicycle.

Instead of you to be learning how to do these things, you are trying to be a bad bitch. Do you even have your priorities aligned?

13. Your parents did not throw a first year birthday party for you.

Smart parents. They already know you don’t have the potential for it.

14. You have less than five wigs.

More importantly, what will your life as a bad bitch look like?

15. You cannot draw your own eyebrows.

At this point, just give up. If they call bad bitches and you answer eh, we will personally find you and cane you.

16. You eat semo.

Please get out of here, cultist.

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